If I'm Not Vain

If I'm not vain, I would have saved a lot of money by now. Moisturizers, toners, cleansers, bath gel, bath salt, body lotions (I have 7 different brands right now), body scrub, eye cream, face creams, sunblock, foundations (liquid, panstick, powder), eyeshadow (different colors), eye liner, mascara (lengthening, thickening, waterproof), cheek blush (cream, powder, tint, gel -- every single blush that comes out), lipsticks, lipgloss/lacquer, lip tint, lip balm, concealer, perfume, foot scrub, pumice stone, foot lotion, nail polish, haircuts (Propaganda or Basement Salon), hair treatments, massages, body peeling, eyelash perming, hair products (PhytoSpecific, Kerastase, etc). Whew! And oh.. I forgot to mention my regular visits to my dermatologist, plus the products I get from her.

If I'm not vain, I could save a lot of money in the future. Diamond peel or maybe microdermabrasion, laser hair removal, liposuction, lipodissolve, breast augmentation, butt injections, regular skin care treatments, Obagi system, and more make-up.

But who cares about saving money?*

I'm so vain.

That's me. Vanity is my favorite sin.



*Selfish mode switch is on.